iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

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oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

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really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

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rubywhiterabbit:

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feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 

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niknak79:

Talk about embarrassing baby pictures..

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bebroom:

Beautifel

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baron von fancy

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do you ever just think about someone and immediately get really happy because their mere existence is a source of joy to you

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